Notorious SF: Market Street Cinema
The Market Street Cinema strip joint, which has featured such big name headliners as Tabatha Stevens, really stopped traffic when it posted a double bill featuring porn stars Cumisha Amado and Lori Wagner. Perhaps startled passersby were thinking, "Lori Wagner - now that's an odd name," but not likely. The art of choosing one's porn star name is a popular distraction on email and around office lunchrooms. The preferred method is to take the first name of your childhood pet and a surname from the street on which you grew up. One wag cracks wise, "I never saw a poodle named Cumisha, but she must have been quite a bitch."


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