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You
don't know their names, but you hate them. They're the Traffic A*holes
- the double parkers, jaywalkers, and red light runners who make our lives
miserable. They seem determined to deny you, you, you, a clear passage and
risk your life. When Mister SF is trapped because of a traffic
a*hole, he takes a deep breath and thinks of Princess Diana, one person
who you'd think would be entitled to clear passage but was not. The next
time you think someone's in your way, ask yourself when Van Ness Avenue
was renamed Your Way. Meanwhile, shake a fist at these traffic a*holes and
get it out of your system. Crosswalk
Parker
Red
Light Runner
Fireplug
Parker
Sidewalk
Parker
Hit
and Run
Special
Delivery
Bus
Stop Parker
Parking
Hog
Cement
Mixer Blockade
Tour
Bus Stop-and-Go
Jaywalker
Triple
Crown A*hole
Seatsteader
Sidewalk
Car Washer
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