Notorious SF: Traffic A*holes

On Baker Street in the Marina, this "rude lady" thinks nothing of parking on the sidewalk so she can wash her Mercedes.
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You don't know their names, but you hate them. They're the Traffic A*holes - the double parkers, jaywalkers, and red light runners who make our lives miserable. They seem determined to deny you, you, you, a clear passage and risk your life. When Mister SF is trapped because of a traffic a*hole, he takes a deep breath and thinks of Princess Diana, one person who you'd think would be entitled to clear passage but was not. The next time you think someone's in your way, ask yourself when Van Ness Avenue was renamed Your Way. Meanwhile, shake a fist at these traffic a*holes and get it out of your system.

Crosswalk Parker
Red Light Runner
Fireplug Parker
Sidewalk Parker
Hit and Run
Special Delivery
Bus Stop Parker
Parking Hog
Cement Mixer Blockade
Tour Bus Stop-and-Go
Jaywalker
Triple Crown A*hole
Seatsteader
Sidewalk Car Washer


Copyright 2002 Hank Donat
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